Its been a while since I’ve felt the urge to write a post like this. Derek ‘douchebag’ Salyers from ClickConsultants.com however managed to get me in the mood, after I got fucked by him, AND had to pay him for it – twice.
On the 5th of November, I came across Derek’s (spam) marketing forum, after reading a couple of, what seemed to be solid, recommendations regarding his ClickConsultants forum. I read the promises that are made (mirror) on the site, and I decided to take the leap – I sign up for the $29.99 per month membership forums.
Unfortunately you can’t see anything on the forum, until you are a paid member.
Great, so the first thing I notice is that there has hardly been any more posting since April 2009. I’m looking for the ‘free monthly landing pages’, which are promised by Derek, but to no avail – These also stopped coming in since April.
Ok, so I get a little annoyed and figure I’d sent Derek a private message on his forum. Surely he’ll have time to reply. It’s not like he’s been busy on there since April or so…
Guess what? No reply. I kinda forget about the whole thing, since I’m a rather busy person (at times!). So surprise, surprise – I get a notification that I have sent Derek another $29.99 via PayPal. Subscriptions tend to do that I guess. So I did what I should have done the first time after I discovered how utterly empty Derek’s promises and forums are. I wrote him a quick email via the contact form.
Ok, so basically I’m letting Derek know that I fell for it the first time around. Fair play, keep the $29.99. However, since I’m obviously entitled to a refund because Derek is not keeping his promises (I’d say ‘blatantly lying’, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt), and the product he is selling isn’t all which he makes it out to be. Now I think that’s a pretty sweet deal for Derek. Making nearly $30 for nothing.
But Derek wants more.
Like the private message I had sent him a month before, this email also never got a reply. Guess Derek doesn’t want to talk to me. Actually, I’m quite certain of it, since he did not even bother having his say when I just opened up a PayPal dispute.
So all in all, Derek has made $60 off myself, and never had to get off his ass for it. All he’s done is click the ‘refuse refund’ button on PayPal.
Obviously Derek does not give a fuck about his customers, ergo, his business. My suggestion for anyone that was tempted to follow in my footsteps and sign up with Derek to learn about online business, is to turn around and run.
Unless you’re not satisfied with all the FREE PORN ORAL SEX, EMMA WATSON and BRITTNEY SPEARS UPSKIRTS, and even FOOD PORN on his forum…I’m sure Derek would be more than happy to fuck you over himself.
Take care of yourself, and each-other.
Bob
