Monthly Archives: April 2010

IronMan 2 Review

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Just went and saw Iron Man 2 at the movies. What can I say…Robert Downey Jr. makes for a great Tony Stark. Mickey Rourke is simply Mickey Rourke – he kicks ass. Don Cheadle? I dunno. Why did they swap Terrence Howard? He did a good Rhodey in part 1.

Ah well. My verdict? 8 out of 10. And that’s just because I’m a huge Marvel fan.

The story takes a while to get to the point, and once its there – it ends. Great action-scenes and witty one-liners. Can’t wait to see what they’re going to do with the Avengers movie!

(PS Scarlett Johansson, I love you).

Learning Customer Skills with Imran Naseem

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Hi kids. Today we will be learning customer skills 101 with Imran Naseem.

Lesson 1: The customer is always right, even when he’s wrong. Especially when his name is Imran Naseem.

Imran buys a domain from someone.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering why I keep posting about Imran – He keeps messaging me on gtalk about how great my posts about him are, and that I should keep it up.

Imran Naseem – You crack me up

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Please Imran Narcisist Naseem, stop digging. That hole you’ve made for yourself is only getting deeper.

Here’s a few replies to points in your blogpost (mirror, just in case you delete it again like you did with the last one), in which you try to justify your behaviour and attempt some form of damage-control.

1. I have now a “Cult Following” on several Blackhat “Scamhat” World forums.

Is that right Imran? You’re giving people on blackhat forums the name “Scamhatters”? So why have you been selling LOADS of blackhat products? (Google doesn’t lie). Does that mean you’re one of the SCAM hatters? Or are you just a two-faced hypocrite?

Here’s just a selection of blackhat sites you created and sold on flippa; blackhatgold.com – blackhatsalvation.com – blackhatcode.com – blackhattersmembership.com – blackhatcodebreaker.com

2. the link juice is excellent and my blog now has a PR of 3 :) ..thanks to a guy called “Bobby Jones” – who is a member of these “scamhat” world forums and is a professional con artist.

Oh, ok. So Google decided to give your blog a PR3 two days after I posted about you? That’s giving my blog too much credit Naseem. You really don’t know much about how SEO or Google or Pagerank works do you? Retorical question. (That means don’t answer Naseem).

And I’d love to see you give some substance to your accusation of me being a “professional con artist”. (You do know what libel is right? Ask your brother – he’s a professional qualified lawer, no?) I know you’re feeling threatened by the truth, but come-on…random name calling with not a shred of information to back-up your claims? That’s weak, even for you. Smoke and mirrors Naseem…

3. Is Frank Kern a REHASH KING?

Imran, I really don’t think you can consider yourself in the same league as Mr Kern. Oh, and did you know he has a product called Mass Control? Sounds like he’s copied the idea off your products; Mass Offline Control and Mass Cash Control. Funny that!

4. I love it when people talk about me – good or bad. In fact thanks to this “Jones” guy I had a lot of people purchase several products on my blog.

Stop lying Imran. My posts about you only had about 1000 views. Fake it until you make it comes to mind.

5. But all you do is smile and keep launching products and keep helping people make money online.

I think you made a typo there and was meaning to say; But all you do is smile and keep rehashing other people’s products and keep helping yourself to n00bies money online.

One other ‘interesting’ fact about your blog was this; You constantly seem to try and defend yourself against all the haters out there that are jealous and bitching about your online “success”. I’m starting to see a pattern Naseem. Perhaps people are bitching for a reason.

Anyway, that’s another ten back links I’ve given you. Maybe you’ll have a PR4 tomorrow?

Imran Naseem Part 3 – Cry me a river

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Dear readers, I would like to apologise for the flood of content today, but Imran Naseem won’t stop giving me more ammunition. Either way, this will be the last post I’ll dedicate to Imran. Even he gets boring after a while.

First off, here’s a picture of Imran’s “defence tactics” which he deemed necessary, following my 2 previous posts about him. I figured I’d make a screenshot of his post, just to keep him honest.

As you can see, he’s not telling the whole story truthfully. Just check my screenshots of the email thread, and you’ll notice that I never asked for any freebies. Oh – and I simply love the part where he ‘accuses’ me of wanting free information from pathetic blackhat sites to share.

We all know there is only one Rehash King Imran Naseem who does these things. Except he doesn’t share the free info. He sells it.

Anyway, here’s some more abuse I had to cop from Imran on my instant messenger. Enjoy!

Ah well. He rests his case. Hopefully he’ll keep his word this time and stop bothering me. Otherwise I’d have to sue his for cyberstalking or something funky.

Imran Naseem Part 2 – We’re going to court

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What a treat kids – not one but two blogposts by your favorite Bob this month! After Imran Naseem read my previous blogpost, in which I expressed my feeling about him, he followed up with a rather amusing conversation on my instant messenger. I’m just following up on some of his advice, and paste the chatlog on my blog.

Imran Naseem will be your friend – if you pay him for it.

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Internet Marketers about their list; “Mine’s bigger than yours!” – “Easiest money I’ve ever made” – “It’s like an online ATM” – “one email paid for my holiday”.

Most of you know will know what I mean when I talk about the “list”. It’s simply a list of email addresses obtained by an Internet Marketer over time, by getting people to sign-up to it via newsletters and/or freebies. Once a list is compiled, the marketer starts using this to contact the people on the list, trying to sell them stuff. They can say they care about you, but you’re really nothing more than a potential lead for a sale.

So what? Well…nothing. It is what it is. A list of leads. I just thought I’d explain to those of you who didn’t know yet. Anyway, back to the topic…

My email address is on loads of these lists. I’m a sucker for them. Not because I want to buy from the list owners, but because of their entertainment value. I get a chuckle every time I read about how “the doors are closing soon, buy now” – “one time only offer, price will go up tomorrow” – “Only 85 45 27 11 copies left!” – “After we sell 20 copies, we’re doubling the price!”

You get the idea. Marketers are trying to make you feel ike you will miss out on a great opportunity if you don’t act NOW. And that’s fair enough…after all – selling their products to you is their end goal, and they use every tool that they can use to get you to give them your money. They probably wouldn’t be very good marketers if they didn’t.

Once in a while, a list-owner’s behaviour stands out in my inbox. They do things slightly different, and they just kind of flag themselves. One of these guys is Imran Naseem aka Nasio987. Or as some people online like to call him:

* a.k.a. TheRehashingMachine™, MasterRehasher™, CopyPaster™, …,
TheGreatestRehasherWhoEverLived™. All items trademarked by Imran Naseem.

Imran is a product maker/website flipper. Basically what he does is get content from one place, flushes it through his secret  rehash machine, uses new wrapping paper, and puts his own stamp on it. He then sells this product on a new sales website, makes a few bucks from  buyers on forums full of aspiring and ignorant marketing newbies that are willing to pay for any new product that promises them a magic wand to get rich online. Once this stream dries up, he packs up his things, and sells the sales website and product to some other ignorant and unsuspecting newbie.

The Imran Naseem product catalogue is available on Flippa by the way. See for yourself what I’m talking about.

Say what you want, but I simply refuse to believe that someone who has offered a dozen CPA related websites for sale in the past few months, really has new and useful information on each and every one of those sites.

Well, think of this method what you want – it seems to work well for Imran. He’ll never be out of business with a new sucker born every minute.

*Disclaimer – I have not bought a single one of Imran’s products, so I could be WAY off in this post. But something about selling $5 ebooks on how to make thousands of dollars with something like CPA just doesn’t feel right to me. If your information product is that good, why on earth would you:

A: Sell it for dirtcheap ? (because the cheaper the price, the more you can flog?)

B: Sell it in the first place! (creating competition for yourself)

In case you are wondering why I’m having a whinge about Imran Naseem…Well I replied to one of his emails today, asking him if he wasn’t getting tired of emailing people on his list all day every day. As a response Imran basically told me immediately to piss off, and he kicked me from his list because I never bought anything from him, and I was accused of being a freebie seeker…

I wonder why he got all up in arms and uber-defensive right away. Makes me think he might be used to dealing with complaint emails a lot or something…Here’s the email thread, starting with me replying to a sales email for a product called CPA Relapse 2.

His final request was not to respond to him, since he didn’t have time for this. Assuming he was indeed busy doing some more rehashing and emailing people that will give him their money, I left the conversation at that. See, I’m not such a bad guy after-all. Even gave him a few free links!